not stoned, just slightly pebbled
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
/SCREAM/ MY GRANDPA JUST MADE ME A REPLACEMENT COMPUTER CHARGER TO USE TILL THE NEW ONE GETS HERE
LOOK AT IT
HE LITERALLY MADE MY COMPUTER A HEART/LIFE SUPPORT OUT OF A PILE OF SCRAPS MY GRANDPA IS TONY STARK
i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her
Stitch and Toothless jammy jam!
OMG…you get all the adorables!!!!
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore
Why do other ppl have my name wtf
but ur so woah and im so oh
"fat girls shouldn’t—"
—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.